Many of you already know how we feel about poor, misguided, horrific, tragic Lindsay Lohan. Sure, a lot has changed since we last made fun of her, but having just seen the so-called film, I Know Who Killed Me, I can only say this: I would rather have survived a vicious stabbing with a carrot peeler or been beaten senselessly with a case of Natty lite than watch that unbelievable peice of crap.
I will say, this is the first movie where I can recall seeing such a lovely array of spontaneous appendage loss. But honestly, halfway through, when they were showing a repeat of the flashback of Slutface McGee rocking her whoo-ha against a stripper pole, I would have easily welcomed death just to make the pain stop. But alas, we don't always get what we want. So I watched the ENTIRE suicide-inducing film - I'll likely never be whole again...
Final thought: I hope that separated-at-birth-twins can experience non-religious stigmata in real life. It seems terribly unfair that only religious folks tend to experience such a thing. Why should Jesus fans have all the fun?
On a positive note, prior to my viewing, The Razzies reviewed this "film" and I couldn't be happier with their 2008 Awards.
28th Annual Golden Raspberry (Razzie©) Award “Winners”
Worst Picture:
I Know Who Killed Me
(Sony/Tri-Star)
Worst Actress (TIE) :
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) and
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME
Worst Picture:
I Know Who Killed Me
(Sony/Tri-Star)
Worst Actress (TIE) :
Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) and
Lindsay Lohan (as Dakota)
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME