Today our favorite crackhead, Miss Whitney Houston, was awarded custody of her 14 year old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Luckily, the young teenage years are not thought to be influential, shaping, or crucial years for a child. Therefore, Bobbi Kristina should grow up just fine in this tumultuous crack den. Bobby Brown, baby's daddy, will attempt to overturn this decision. I'm told he's very persuasive.
Good luck Bobbi Kristina. You're going to need it. When times get tough, remember the immortal words of your mother, "Crack is whack yo".
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