He Ruined My Breakfast

When Robin Thicke had long hair and was singing "When I Get You Alone," he was kind of cool sexy. Not gorgeous by any means, but intriguing to say the least.

Sadly when I sat down to my english muffin and soy milk this morning I turned on the Today show and there he was really creeping me out!

Scary Scary Scary

First of all, the peach fuzz is unnecessary. If you don't want to grow real facial hair, just don't do it. Second of all, has anyone really listened to his lyrics?

Tell me it would break your heart
That u love me and all my dirty
U wanna roll with me u wanna hold with me
U wanna make fires and get Norwegian wood with me.

Really? Is this serious? Or is this like the Alanis "My Humps" video where you are making fun of some other horrendous singer that sings ridiculous lyrics?

This is not evolution, Robin Thicke, this is some sort of brain damage.