Maxim's newest "Hot List" is about to hit the stands and guess who was number 1?! Lindsay Lohan.... Now ladies and gentleman let's first remeber that A.) Lindsay is like 19 or something, barely legal - that should make her HUSTLER HOT not MAXIM HOT. I like Maxim, I don't want to be disguested by them! B.) Lindsay Lohan is a frequent rehab go-er, a pathetic drunk, and a teenager. Ew. C.) Grown men (barely) reading Maxim should not want to stick their d*cks in a teenager that is too drunk to remember her name! D.) Don't you think she looks a lot like Kid Rock sometimes?
Either the decision makers for the Maxim Hot List are a bunch of 15 year olds drooling over the older girl that boozes and smokes, or a bunch of old pervs dreaming about the glory days when they were 15 year olds drooling over their older sister's friend's boobs while she lit up a Vigina Slims 120.
The lovely folks at Fox News tell us "Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list . . . followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl." Oddly enough, only one Olsen twin made the list. The hot one I guess.
Seriously, skinny little Lindsay is hotter than Beyonce? Or Angelina? Yeah right. If that's the scale, I nominate DJ Quails for hottest on the Maxim Hot Dude List. I hope Jessie B isn't crying herself to sleep tonight.
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