A few weeks back, Paris got pulled over for driving around without her headlights on. Then she got busted for driving with a suspended license. Now Miss Not-So-Pretty in Pink will be spending 45 days in prison!According to E! News, before her sentence, Hilton apologized, and said she never would have gotten behind the wheel if she knew she wasn't supposed to.
Right, just like you didn't know it was totally obnoxious to show up to court "fashionably" late. At least it wasn't Robert Altman's set. . .
I hear the night life in the pen is a little different than that on Sunset Strip Paris, but you don't mind it in the rear, so I'm sure you'll be fine.
Some advice to little Blondie Bear:
1. Do not bribe the jail guard for bottled water
2. Being slutty may not result in the same benefits in jail as it does on the outside
3. Don't sing, these people are already being punished
4. Just because the place is full of skanks, doesn't make it Saddle Ranch, be careful when demanding an Adios MotherF*cker
5. This would be an inopportune location for another "video" Paris
6. Don't scream, they like it when you scream
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